Barbie VS. Spongebob
Barbie was dancing (badly) to the song ‘Barbie Girl’ when she saw
Spongebob and Patrick wrestling. She reached down and turned off the
song. She began to walk over to the sweaty starfish and the smirking
sponge. “Can I play?” she asked eagerly. “No, you’re a girl,” Spongebob
scoffed, and went back to punching Patrick. “Admit it! You’re as weak as
Barbie!” Barbie felt her cheeks redden, and she kicked the sponge. “Ha!
That didn’t even hurt!” Spongebob declared. Of course, Barbie thought,
He’s a sponge. Nothings hurts him! It’s like that one episode. Barbie
stomped off to figure out a way to defeat him. She brushed her blonde
hair out of her non-blinking blue eyes and thought. It took her 5 days
and 2 Spongebob episodes to figure out a solution. She stared at the TV
screen, watching Spongebob get half-eaten to death by seagulls on land.
The idea hit her like a baseball. She stood up and went to find Mr.
Seal.
“Hi Mr. Seal!” Barbie greeted the seal. “Yo, what up Barbie?” he waved(which looked very funny, in Barbie’s eyes), looking at her through his big black sunglasses, which were just barely touching his cap, put on backwards purposely. He looked like a punk. “I need some help,” Barbie started, “I want to wrestle Spongebob and win.” “You? Against Spongebob? Impossible! You’re very frail and delicate, like a...A doll! Wait, you are a doll,” Mr. Seal smiled sheepishly. Barbie crossed her eyes and glared at him. “Well, it’s impossible,” Mr. Seal blurted out, uncomfortable. ‘So? I want you to...” Barbie began whispering in his ear...
“Hey, Barbie, you wanted to see me?” Spongebob walked over, dorky outfit and all. “I wanted to tell you that I can beat you at everything, anytime,” Barbie smirked. Spongebob stared, as if it was a joke, and burst out laughing. “Yeah right. You can’t even hurt me,” he put his hands on his hips. He turned to leave.
“Think fast!” Barbie suddenly shouted. Before Spongebob could block, she had punched him in the eye and he had been thrown back...Right into the chest of Mr. Seal! “Why, Mr. Seal, hello there...Um...Would you like a free Krabby Patty?” Spongebob asked nervously, backing away. Mr. Seal scowled. Barbie smiled, and walked away, satisfied with Spongebob’s screams or pain. She turned just in time to see Mr. Seal lean down and tell Spongebob something. He turned white with fear. Spongebob never bothered Barbie ever again...And he couldn’t even look at Mr. Seal.
“Hi Mr. Seal!” Barbie greeted the seal. “Yo, what up Barbie?” he waved(which looked very funny, in Barbie’s eyes), looking at her through his big black sunglasses, which were just barely touching his cap, put on backwards purposely. He looked like a punk. “I need some help,” Barbie started, “I want to wrestle Spongebob and win.” “You? Against Spongebob? Impossible! You’re very frail and delicate, like a...A doll! Wait, you are a doll,” Mr. Seal smiled sheepishly. Barbie crossed her eyes and glared at him. “Well, it’s impossible,” Mr. Seal blurted out, uncomfortable. ‘So? I want you to...” Barbie began whispering in his ear...
“Hey, Barbie, you wanted to see me?” Spongebob walked over, dorky outfit and all. “I wanted to tell you that I can beat you at everything, anytime,” Barbie smirked. Spongebob stared, as if it was a joke, and burst out laughing. “Yeah right. You can’t even hurt me,” he put his hands on his hips. He turned to leave.
“Think fast!” Barbie suddenly shouted. Before Spongebob could block, she had punched him in the eye and he had been thrown back...Right into the chest of Mr. Seal! “Why, Mr. Seal, hello there...Um...Would you like a free Krabby Patty?” Spongebob asked nervously, backing away. Mr. Seal scowled. Barbie smiled, and walked away, satisfied with Spongebob’s screams or pain. She turned just in time to see Mr. Seal lean down and tell Spongebob something. He turned white with fear. Spongebob never bothered Barbie ever again...And he couldn’t even look at Mr. Seal.
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